Comunication is gold:


George: Condi!  Nice to see you.  What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.

George:  Great.  Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi:  That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you.  Who is the new
leader of China?

Condi:  Yes.

George:  I mean the fellow's name.

Condi:  Hu.

George:  The guy in China.

Condi:  Hu.
George:  The new leader of China.

Condi:  Hu.

George:  The Chinaman!

Condi:  Hu is leading China.

George:  Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi:  I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George:  Well, I'm asking you.  Who is leading
China?

Condi:  That's the man's name.

George:  That's who's name?

Condi:  Yes.

George:  Will you or will you not tell me the name
of the new leader of
China?

Condi:  Yes, sir.

George:  Yassir?  Yassir Arafat is in China?  I
thought he was in the
Middle East.

Condi:  That's correct.

George:  Then who is in China?

Condi:  Yes, sir.

George:  Yassir is in China?

Condi:  No, sir.

George:  Then who is?

Condi:  Yes, sir.

George:  Yassir?

Condi:  No, sir.

George:  Look, Condi.  I need to know the name of
the new leader of  China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the
phone.

Condi:  Kofi?

George:  No, thanks.

Condi:  You want Kofi?

George:  No.

Condi:  You don't want Kofi.

George:  No.  But now that you mention it, I could
use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.

Condi:  Yes, sir.

George:  Not Yassir!  The guy at the U.N.

Condi:  Kofi?

George:  Milk!  Will you please make the call?

Condi:  And call who?

George:  Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi:  Hu is the guy in China.

George:  Will you stay out of China?!

Condi:  Yes, sir.

George:  And stay out of the Middle East!  Just get
me the guy at the  U.N.

Condi:  Kofi.

George:  All right!  With cream and two sugars.
Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi:  Rice, here.

George: Rice?  Good idea.  And a couple of egg
rolls, too.  Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China.  And the Middle East.
 Can you get  Chinese
food in the Middle East?