a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to

play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap,

politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few

winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot

of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you

don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa." Again,

she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't

know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the

answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention

and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless

she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question.

"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The

blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out

a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the

lawyer, "your turn."

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three

legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and

searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air

phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of

congress, no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and

co-workers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and

hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get

some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed,

wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a

word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer

$5.00, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb.