because we all need it…
By the way, the hosts (Mell
and Chriss) always have something to laugh about…
Here some old ones:
A blonde and a lawyer
Where Is He?
Don't go there,
you have a choice...
Scientific Chicken
Test...
Murphy's Law
Comunication
is gold
Here some new stuff:
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different churches, different
approaches...
At the start of a meeting of world religious leaders, a secretary rushed
in
shouting, "The building is on fire and we're all trapped.
The Methodists gathered in a corner and discussed the social and ecological
significance of fire.
The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?"
The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.
The Lutherans posted a fire notice on the door.
The Catholics began a bingo game to cover the damage.
The Jews declared a fire feast.
The Congregationalists shouted, "Every man for himself!"
The Fundamentalists proclaimed, "It's the vengeance of God!"
The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched in protest against the
fire.
The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no such a thing like fire.
The Unitarians proclaimed the fire had no power over them.
The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson to appoint a committee to look
into the matter and submit a written report.
The Pentecostals said, "It's the Holy Spirit!"
Some times later after everyone was either in Hospital or gone home....
the Calvary Chapel
leaders showed up....
"Sorry we're la.......! Whhhhhhhhat
HAPPEND?"